Eliminate The Subconscious Bullshit That's Burning You Out, Choking You Out or Punching Out Your Potential
IN JUST ONE SESSION and without grunt work, homework or breathwork that won't work
Ready to rapidly reignite your sanity, soul and sense of perspective?
The Target
CREATIVE LEADERS, FOUNDERS & A-LIST INFLUENCERS
The Problem
CRISIS OF CONFIDENCE, FAITH & SENSE OF IDENTITY
The Goal
AN UNFLINCHING, UNFLAPPABLE, UNBREAKABLE YOU
The Solution
SUBCONSCIOUS BULLSHIT ELIMINATION™
Blow up your brain and it's not just your career that goes up in smoke, your health, wealth and relationships do too.
And when that shit goes south it's not long before your conflicted and contorted soul follows suit.
Before you know it you're a stung-out shell of your former self, mentally exhausted, physically broken and emotionally drained.
The courage, confidence and ferocious curiosity that once flowed out of your flow soaked brain has vanished, and you find yourself swinging between soaring highs and crushing lows, overthinking your overthinking and growing more and more uninspired, irritable, negative, paranoid and stuck.
Mild health symptoms are beginning to take root, and in a desperate attempt to escape the shitty way you feel you throw yourself even deeper into your work, making you increasingly disengaged, distant and isolated – which puts even more burden and strain on your once thriving relationships.
It's a cold and confusing place to be. But the scariest thing about all this isn't how it makes you feel, it's how it makes you think.
Boundless enthusiasm, relentless optimism and big idea thinking are replaced by numbness, cynicism and despair.
And as the foot soldiers of fear march into your battle-weary brain you barely recognise the person you've become or the life you once loved.
In a desperate attempt to wrestle back control you subconsciously reach, run and grasp for something more safe and stable – but you don’t know what that is, or how to go about getting it.
You turn to your friends but they can't help. You turn to your therapist but she can't help. And when you turn Google it's the same old bad advice...
"You need to quit your job... lower your standards... raise your vibration... avoid stress... do rehab... take meds... practice gratitude... breathe... drink less.... meditate... take a sabbatical... align your chakras... And when you've done all that... give yourself at least 2 years to recover."
What a load of bollocks...
BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS THIS...
Too Much Work, Too Much Pressure and Too Many Deadlines Do NOT Burnout The Creative Brain
Too much subconscious bullshit does
And the reason most therapies and coaching programs fail to fix Creative Armageddon is simple...
They're trying to fix Creative Armageddon...
Contrary to popular misconception treating creative burnout, choke out or rust out or like it’s the Axis of Evil is like sticking a Hello Kitty plaster over a snakebite before sucking out the venom.
Because as frustrating, paralysing and soul-crushingly isolating as it is when you're mentally, emotionally and physically fucked, IT IS NOT THE PROBLEM YOU NEED TO FIX.
And attempting to fix it with superficial bandaids like mindfulness and meditation, rehab and medication or counselling and CBT is why it takes people 2 TO 7 YEARS to fully recover from burnout (if they ever do), and why millions bounce straight back into it the minute pressure returns and "treatment" ends.
As temporarily soothing as conventional solutions may be, they fail to permanently eliminate burnout because they obsess about and suppress surface level symptoms, and never get close to exposing and resolving the true, underlying problem – the subconscious bullshit.
And just like a power drill drives metal screws deep into planks of wood, spinning furiously around symptoms drives the underlying problem deeper and deeper into your unconscious brain – making it more and more toxic and deeply ingrained.
Subconscious Bullshit Elimination never compounds your problem, denies your problem or or attempts to squash it in a neat little box...
After 16 years as a Sustainable High Performance Coach and trauma therapist I know that no two creative burnouts are alike, and neither is the subconscious bullshit that's fuelling them.
For some, the trigger is a coping mechanism that's gone AWOL, a trauma that's turned inwards, or a conflict of needs, wants and desires. And for others it's the product of an unconscious value violation, a clash of realities, attitudes and beliefs, or something completely and utterly different... like the birth of a new child, the death of a relationship or a long drawn out illness...
Which means that...
Every creative burnout is as unique as the creative brain that's having it.
So any attempt to eliminate it with a one-size-fits-all therapy framework, cut n' paste coaching model, drag-n-drop CBT technique or prewritten hypnosis script will fail at best and make shit worse at worst.
So if you're serious about RAPIDLY and PERMANENTLY obliterating the bullshit behind your burnout, and you don't have the time, patience or inclination to wait months, years or decades to get your life back on track, give your battle weary brain the thing it's been crying out for...
Subconscious Bullshit Elimination is the Magic Bullet they told you didn't exist
Because 99.9% of therapists and coaches don't know it does...
Forget 90-day coaching packages, 12-step recovery programs and long drawn-out therapy, because SBSE will debullshitify your brain in one day flat
Born and raised on the creative battlefield this blisteringly fast psychotherapy is the razor-sharp result of 30,000 hours of 1-on-1.
Created for the creative brain and the unique and varied pressures it faces, its primary objective is to untangle the knots in your battle-weary nervous system as quickly as humanly possible, so you can be free from the ravages of burnout and the carnage it causes fast and for good.
Even if you've tried everything else before and nothing worked.
In order to give you this Massively Transformative Breakthrough, every SBSE session is 100% bespoke to the situation and the focus is on YOUR specific burnout and the way that YOUR creative brain is uniquely wired – not the way another person’s brain is wired or the way a dusty old psychology textbook says you SHOULD be wired.
Unlike every other burnout solution on the market there are no lengthy courses, packages or multiple sessions to buy into because we’re going to eliminate your bullshit in ONE session.
This session will have no set time limit and no rigidly enforced cutoff point because we'll spend as much time together as we need to completely eradicate your problem on the day.
But it's not just the format of the Single Session Breakthrough that breaks with convention, the price does, too.
Because rather than charging hourly rates or offering multi-session discounts, SBSE is a project fee offering. Which means you only ever pay for the RESULTS you're gonna get, not the hours on the clock or time spent with me.
So when we work together you'll know EXACTLY how much it's going to cost you to get the EXACT result you want. No hidden extras, no unexpected invoices and no extra sessions you didn’t account for.
So if you're sick of all the stress and insecurity that a burnout brings you, let's eliminate that bullshit once and for all.
Because life's way too short to spend it pissed off and paranoid.
SBSE Innovates NOT Imitates
Subconscious Bullshit Elimination was born, raised and pressure-tested on the creative battlefield. And because it's designed exclusively for the creative brain, its entire philosophy and practice is wildly different to anything used by million-and-one generalist coaches, counsellors, therapists and hypnotists out there...
After our time together you'll...
RECONNECT WITH THE PERSON YOU LEFT BEHIND
When the bullets are flying it's easy to lose yourself in the chaos. Maybe you don't recognise yourself anymore... maybe you don't trust yourself... maybe you don't even fucking like yourself. Let's turn that bullshit on its head once and for all.
REIGNITE YOUR COURAGE, CONFIDENCE & FEROCIOUS CURIOSITY
Remember when you were batshit crazy in love with what you did? When you were full of hope, optimism and excitement for the future? Ready to get that fire raging through your veins again? For good this time?
REDIRECT ANY TOXIC HEAD CHATTER TO THE FUCKING TRASH CAN
Life’s a whole lot easier when you’re not shitting all over your own parade. And once that bullshit’s done and gone that bitchy little voice in the back of your head will be a long and distant memory of the past. Peace at last!
REENGAGE WITH THE PEOPLE & THINGS THAT MATTER
Like you my diary is incredibly busy, so this call is ONLY for people who are super serious about working with me. So if that sounds like you fill in the form below and I'll be in touch to arrange a time to speak
How does a Subconscious Bullshit Elimination (SBSEĀ®) session work?
How is SBSEĀ® different to traditional coaching and therapy?
Will my Massively Transformative Breakthrough be permanent?
How come the results are so ridiculously fast?
Does SBSE have any side effect?
Your Accordion Heading Goes Here
Where we go from here...
YOU APPLY FOR A CHEMISTRY CALL
Like your good self my diary is incredibly busy, so this call is ONLY for people who are super serious about working with me. So if that sounds like you fill in the form below and if pre-approved I'll be in touch with a time to speak.
WE SEE IF WE'RE A GOOD MATCH
In this conversation I'll ask you some questions and you can ask me some questions and if we both agree that we're a good fit and want to work together we'll talk about next steps and book in your session.
YOU COMPLETE THE INTAKE FORM
The Single Session Breakthrough is as laser focused as a surgeons scalpel. So to make sure you get the best possible results it begins with you focusing on precisely what you want your Massively Transformational Breakthrough to entail.
WE ELIMINATE YOUR BULLSHIT
Book out your morning because there's no time limit on this session and we'll spend as much time as needed to completely eliminate your problem on the day
Begin Application
QUESTION 1: What's your name and the best email to reach you on?
Ready to reset your sanity, reclaim your soul and reignite your flow?
Was a time when THE SINGLE SESSION BREAKTHROUGH was the exception to the rule, now it's the rule without exception
But an SBSE Single Session Breakthrough is NOT for everyone
THIS IS FOR YOU IF...
- You're a creativity minded leader, founder, or entrepreneur
- You've achieved a great deal of success in your life but KNOW there's a sleeping tiger in your tank
- Your approachable and coachable
- You're willing to make changes where and when changes are needed
- You won't go nuclear if someone calls bullshit on a something that's clearly bullshit
- You're a team player who's willing to contribute to the group
- You can keep a secret
THIS NOT FOR YOU IF...
- You want to be in therapy for the rest of your life – we may breakthrough the bullshit in minutes
- You want to work with me on a long term contract – this might only take minutes
- You're not ready to let go of your bullshit and the security it brings
- You pride yourself on how stressed out and anxious you are
- You get easily offended when someone doesn't buy into your "story"
- You go ballistic if someone calls bullshit on something that's clearly bullshit
- You want a therapeutic people pleasure who will mother you and say "there there"
- You're convinced that long-lasting change needs to be slow, painful and boring
- You quite like the idea of rehab, medication and/or divorce
Forget 90 day coaching packages, 12-step recovery programs and lifelong commitments to mainstream therapy – If you want change FAST, you want change PROFOUND and you want change NOW you got it
Subconscious Bullshit Elimination™ is a Bugatti Veyron in a world of Model T Fords. And it's sole purpose is to obliterate creative burnout and the carnage it causes as rapidly and safely as humanly possible. Sometimes in as little as 1 hour.
So unlike a regular coaching relationship where we meet weekly or bimonthly to smash longterm goals, overhaul your identity, or navigate major career transitions, an SBSE session gives you your highly targeted MTB in ONE DAY.
And rather than it being priced by the hour, session or package it's priced on the value of the transformation you'll get – so you're paying for real world RESULTS you can measure, not time on the clock that is nebulous.
From the second we agree to work together 100% of my focus will be on you and your MTB, which means that when you book a Single Session Breakthrough there's no time limit on it, we’ll spend as much time together as we need to completely eradicate the problem on the day – not next week, next month, or some time in the next decade or so.
For this one fixed price I’ll work 1-2-1 with you until we’ve completely eradicated the bullshit that’s burning you out, so you can move on with your life WITHOUT the psychological shitstorm that’s been winding you up or weighing you down.
And the results are so fast, permanent and profound because unlike old school modalities which spins around and around symptom that get drilled it deeper and deeper into your battle-weary brain, SBSE cuts straight to the heart of the problem and unties the knots that are keeping it locked in place and holding you hostage.
"Until you make the unconscious conscious it will dictate the course of your life and you shall call it fate." Carl Jung
Subconscious Bullshit Elimination™ isn't a tonne of homework you'll never do, a set of tools you'll never use or a bunch of coping strategies that never work
Your subconscious is the creator and obliterator of ALL your problems. Which means that anything you're currently feeling, experiencing and enduring can be changed, adapted or completely eliminated right now, by you, fast and for good
Imagine if you could lift the lid on your creative brain and talk directly to the person driving the bus. Rather than sitting on the top deck wrestling with all the pain and suffering in silence, you could head down to the cockpit, take hold of the wheel and change the course of your whole life.
This is what I mean by a Massively Transformative Breakthrough and SBSE creates the perfect conditions for those spontaneous life changing events to occur.
Traditional coaching models and talk therapies are so woefully ineffective at eliminating creative burnout and the carnage it causes because they spend all their time treating and talking about surface level symptoms, rather than deeply unconscious causes.
Which means they reenforce the problem and drill it deeper and deeper into your battle-weary brain.
SBSE cuts straight to the heart of the problem and unties the knots that are keeping it locked in place and holding you hostage.
And the results it unleashes happen fast, like REALLY FAST
fighting for the wheel and failing to take control they'd be no unconscious barriers holding you back. No invisible filters twisting your words. And no hidden defences keeping you out.
It'd just be you, your subconscious and some seriously big, life-changing breakthroughs.
Creating the perfect conditions for those spontaneous breakthroughs to occur is what Subconscious Bullshit Elimination™ does. And because the process feels like a regular conversation, there's nothing for your subconscious to rebel against, fight against or resist.
SBSE® is a Bugatti Veyron in a world full of Model T Fords.
SBSE takes all the paperwork, breathwork and silly little GROW Models that traditional coaches peddle, and replaces it with lighting fast results
Let's be honest, a creative career's short. And you can't afford to spend anymore weeks, months or years as a burnt out, paranoid, pissed off shell of your former self.
Burning alive in paradise wasn't what you worked so fucking hard for, and you're sick and tried of skimming across the surface of your own life.
You want change now. You want change big. And you want change that sticks like bricks when the pressure gets intense.
And the last thing you want is some suited and booted 'accountability partner' telling you to "take it easy," "colour in this Wheel of Life" or "breathe deeply for me..."
I designed SBSE to be the hypersonic antidote to the corporate tortoises and the sheer speed and potency of the MTBs it delivers cuts the alternative to shreds.
SBSE is designed with one mission in mind, to eliminate the subconscious bullshit pulling you back or holding you down or as quickly as humanly possible – so you can live your life in a state of unbreakable flow, not unrelenting panic.
So when you're ready to free yourself from toxic head chatter, fear, doubt and insecurity, self sabotage, imposter syndrome, depression, anxiety and 50 other shades of burnout induced bullshit let's chat.
"I feel like I'm burning alive in heaven and skirting across the surface of my own life." Speedreading. Up close the canvas is a mess of brush stokes but step back and it's a masterpiece.
Expresses itself as a crisis of confidence, crisis of identity, crisis of faith. Who am I what am I good at what do I believe?
It's time to call bullshit on the therapy industry. Profound, life enhancing change DOES NOT have to be soul destroyingly SLOW, PAINFUL or really hard work.
It can be fast, really fucking fast.
And in a world full of pandemics, wars, and global economic meltdowns you don't need Nostradamus to tell you that life's short, way too short to live it burnt out, numbed out, or on the fringes of your God given potential.
But I will. Because when it comes to breaking through that bullshit praying like a motherfucker, popping toxic pills, or talking to a cookie-cutter councillor, CBT'er or old school shrink for the next ten years of your life is not the best use of your time.
And THAT is why I dedicated the past two decades of my life searching for the magic bullet of fast, profound and permanent therapeutic breakthroughs.
A battle-tested modality that can radically revolutionise your life in a few short hours – not weeks, months or years.
A pressure-tested process that can obliterate the subconscious source of your stress and anxiety in a single SBSE® session – not 12 to 24,000 weekly appointments.
A bullshit free that's like the surgical knife of psychotherapy.
A future-facing
that was born in the world of cutting edge neuroscience and stripped clean of all the bullshit and bravado of old school therapy.
can happen in a single session and stick like bricks when the shit hits the fan.
Creative Battlefield Fatigue™ is NOT a maladaptive stress response, a chemically imbalanced brain or the natural byproduct of wonky genetics or a Type A personality.
Creative Burnout is a SYMPTOM not a problem. And when you want rapidly and permanently remove it from your life you need to dig deep into your subconscious mind and eliminate the problem at source.
And this 'Subconscious Saboteur' will be different for everyone. For some it'll be a prepubescent belief, for some it'll be a big or small T trauma, for some it'll be an internal parts conflict, for some it'll be an unconscious values violation, and for others it'll be something completely and utterly different.
NO TWO BURNOUTS ARE THE SAME.
And THAT is why most coaches, therapists, GPs and self help gurus think it takes months to years to recover.
It's time to call bullshit on the therapy industry. Profound, life enhancing change DOES NOT have to be soul destroyingly SLOW, PAINFUL or really hard fucking work.
Life's way too short to live it burnt out, numbed out, or on the fringes of your potential and sitting with a nodding dog of a therapist for the next decade of your life is not the best use of your time.
Sick of coaches signing you up to cookie-cutter coaching programs? Cognitive Therapists telling you "there's no such thing as a magic bullet?" And mindfulness bores telling you healing is a LIFELONG process?
Me too. And after 15 years working 121 with the world's creative elite I know two things for sure – they want massive, long-lasting results yesterday, and they don't have time to fuck about with pop psychology bullshit that doesn't work and costs a fortune.
Life's short and no one should spend a second longer than they need to chained to a never ending coaching contract, trendy Soho therapy room, or mass-market smartphone App – as tempting as they can be.
Because when it comes to radically reigniting the fire inside your head, hearts and gut speed is of the essence. Otherwise we'd all fuck off to a monastery for a few years.
sense of self, purpose and perspective pressure proofing your brain, decluttering your mind and future proofing your career the need to make mental and emotional changes at pace has never been greater. And besides, life's far too fucking short to spend it being coached or sh
That's why I've spent close to 100K studying every coaching and therapy modality under the sun. I wanted to find THE ONE that would literally blow my fucking mind with it's speed, efficiency and effectiveness.
And in the summer of 2021 I found it.
in order to find the one s a creative pro in a pressure-cooker industry the most valuable thing you posses is your brain. And the most valuable thing your brain posses is mental and emotional stability.
After 15 years coaching and therapising the world's creative elite I've finally cracked the code to creating warp speed breakthroughs and transformations in less time than it takes traditional coaches and therapists to talk to you about their silly little Wheel of Life.
And while most people who seek out a coach spend months, years and a shit tonne of cash talking around their edge of their problems like lost children, my clients are obliterating their blocks, overcoming barriers and defusing their triggers in 2 to 3 sessions max.
For good.
Your subconscious is the source of and solution to ALL of your problems, so imagine if you could lift the lid on your creative brain and talk directly to the person driving the bus...
Rather than fighting for the wheel and failing to take control they'd be no unconscious barriers holding you back. No invisible filters twisting your words. And no hidden defences keeping you out.
It'd just be you, your subconscious and some seriously big, life-changing breakthroughs.
Creating the perfect conditions for those spontaneous breakthroughs to occur is what Subconscious Bullshit Elimination™ does. And because the process feels like a regular conversation, there's nothing for your subconscious to rebel against, fight against or resist.
Unlike traditional coaching and talk therapy which spins around the symptom and drills it deeper and deeper into your battle-weary brain, SBSE cuts straight to the heart of the problem and unties the knots that are keeping it locked in place and holding you hostage.
And the results it unleashes happen fast, like REALLY FAST
